never a frown with golden brown Api: comes with a free frogurt!
flaminghomer
5/29 15:46 - 5 notes
flaminghomer
Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?Get out.

Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
Get out.

5/29 15:45 - 7 notes
flaminghomer
Basically.

Basically.

5/29 15:37 - 3 notes
flaminghomer
5/29 15:31 - 4 notes
flaminghomer
Homer, is that an old Halloween costume?Um… No. 

Homer, is that an old Halloween costume?
Um… No. 

5/23 23:00 - 20 notes
flaminghomer
We must respond with our deadliest weapon.The lawyers. 

We must respond with our deadliest weapon.
The lawyers. 

5/23 22:59 - 9 notes
flaminghomer
All in favor of skipping the poem? Thank you.

All in favor of skipping the poem? Thank you.

5/23 22:58 - 15 notes
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5/23 22:56 - 7 notes
flaminghomer
I can’t help but feel that if we had gotten to know each other better my leaving would actually have meant something.

I can’t help but feel that if we had gotten to know each other better my leaving would actually have meant something.

5/23 22:47 - 1 note
flaminghomer
Oh I feel for you my child and I’d like you help you…

Oh I feel for you my child and I’d like you help you…

5/23 22:46 - 3 notes
flaminghomer
Okay, we’re young, rich and full of sugar. What do we do?Let’s go crazy Broadway style!

Okay, we’re young, rich and full of sugar. What do we do?
Let’s go crazy Broadway style!

5/23 17:19 - 49 notes

Aron Ralston, Jane Lynch, Mario Batali, Anthony Bourdain, Tim Heidecker, Gordon Ramsay, Eric Wareheim, Neil Gaiman, Andy García, Kevin Michael Richardson, John Slattery, Matthew Weiner, Kevin Dillon, Janeane Garofalo, Jackie Mason, Joan Rivers, Dana Gould, Ted Nugent, Armie Hammer, David Letterman, The Tiger Lillies, Jeremy Irons, Michael Cera, Jamie Hyneman, Adam Savage, Julian Assange, Kelsey Grammer, Alison Krauss and Union Station, Jackie Mason, Robbie Conal, Ron English, Shepard Fairey, Nicholas McKaig, Kenny Scharf, Stefani Germanotta, David Byrne, Glenn Close, Brent Spiner, Kevin Michael Richardson, Steve Coogan, Treat Williams, Bryan Cranston, Eric Idle

These are the guest stars on the latest season (23) of The Simpsons. They were all terrible. They did not actually provide anything worth giving. The Simpsons needs to be cancelled already.

5/23 17:03 - 1 note
  • Marge: What ever happened to good old fashioned town pride?
  • Lisa: It’s been going downhill ever since the lake caught fire.
5/23 16:58 - 8 notes
flaminghomer
5/23 16:58 - 7 notes
flaminghomer
Does anybody wanna switch seats?

Does anybody wanna switch seats?

5/22 17:33 - 20 notes