- Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
- Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
- Homer: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square".
- Lisa: That song is so lame.
- Homer: So lame that it's... cool?
- Bart+Lisa: No.
- Marge: Am I cool, kids?
- Bart+Lisa: No.
- Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring, right?
- Bart+Lisa: No.
- Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried everything here.
- Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.
- Bart: Well, sure you do.
- Lisa: How else would you know?
